'So as it must have hurt him, I was worried all weekend. It was quite a bump to the head. So I said to my husband that I was going to phone the hospital as I would then know if he had been admitted with concussion'
'What were you going to say?'
'Well if I asked whether they had admitted anyone of that name with concussion, they would be allowed to tell me'
'Which child was it?'
'Mohammed Ali'
(...and yes that is his real name)
'So you were going to phone casualty and asked if someone called Mohammed Ali had been admitted with concussion? Do you think they would have taken you seriously?'

Made me laugh.